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How do I tell you that you're shitty at yoga?
How can I let you know?
How do I tell you that you're shitty at yoga?
Without making you get up and go?
How can I keep my new email password secret?
Since I told you my old one?
And now that you're used to snooping through my mail,
How can I cut you off?
Without appearing like I have something to hide?
I don't have a porn habit!
I just want to be able to gossip about you with my friends.
But how can I tell you 'no'?
Without making you get up and go?
Oh lordy loo
What can I do?
You're shitty at yoga,
And you want my email password too!
1 comment:
Fine. I enjoyed the dinosaur one. And I think my sisters may have Cheetah Girl sparkly pants. Or maybe Hannah Montana ones. Whichever. Welcome to the Frog (or Flog).
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