THIS IS MY POEMATION FOR THE NATION
IT'S ABOUT THE TROLLEYS
TROLLEY SOUP:A POEM
BY CHRISTOPHER TROLLEY EILERS
TROLLEY SOUP
IT'S LIKE A GROUP
OF TROLLEYS
IN A BOWL
IT'S TOO BIG THOUGH
THE SPOON WEIGHS A TON
AND CAN'T BE LIFTED
NOT EVEN FOR FUN
BECAUSE IT COSTS WAY TO MUCH
AND WEIGHING THE COST
AGAINST THE TASTE OF TROLLEY SOUP
I'VE DECIDED AGAINST IT
THE PROCESS HAS ENDED
THE TEAM HAS GONE HOME
THEIR FAMILIES ASK QUESTIONS
ABOUT MY MOTIVES
THEY AREN'T PLEASED EITHER
IT'S SOMETHING THAT COULD'VE BEEN GREAT
AND IF WE GET INVADED BY A
RACE
OF GIANT
TROLLEY EATING
ALIENS
IT WILL MEAN INTERSTELLAR PEACE
BECAUSE NOTHING TAMES A STRANGER
UNDER THE GUISE OF INVADER
LIKE SOME FREE SOUP
THE END
I WOULD LIKE TO DEDICATE THIS POEM TO LINDSEY LOHAN, BRITNEY SPEARS, AND PARIS HILTON, IN THAT ORDER.
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