Like Dinosaurs

I feel like
I feel like I could beat your ass
I feel like I could knock over a tree
I feel like I could chew on glass

I feel
LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING DINOSAUR

I feel like the disproportionate amount of my species is having a negative effect on the environment.
AND I LIKE IT LIKE THAT.

I feel like those Velociraptors think they are hot shit.
SO I'M GONNA STOMP THOSE BITCHES FLAT.

I feel like those herbivores are really crampin' my style.
I AIN'T AFRAID OF GETTIN' FAT.

I feel, I feel, I feel
LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING DINOSAUR.

Like, I kind of want to go the mall, but like Shelly said she overheard K.C. and Brad talking about how THEY were going to go to the mall and like I just don't know what I would do if I saw them there together. Like I would totally just like flip out all over the place. Like the problem is I know Brad is going to buy K.C. a pair of those new sparkly Cheetah Girls jeans and I have to have them or else Nick Hamilton will never notice me. I just know that if I go there today like K.C. is totally going to be there with Brad and I know she's going to ask me who I'm going to the dance with and you know she thinks she's so hot because she gets to go with Brad but that's only because her mom lets her wear make up. I just, I don't know, maybe I need to put out more you know? I mean my gawd. I just feel like second grade is like such a pivotal moment in my love life.